silver pattern

Short for the Southern Silver Zodiac.
Pretty much a zodiac for southern people.

My silver pattern will get me laid.

by FUFULIGHTNING September 21, 2013

jessica patterson

Is the sh*t

In describing jessica the assassin patterson. Jessica Patterson is the sh*t

by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016

Will Patterson

A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.

People in the 1930's hated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.

by MySocialStudiesClass599 May 28, 2019

Paeter

1. A giant serving of whale urine
2. An ass the size of Chinada ( a cross breed of the chinese penises and canadian bacon)
3. A large Wii remote shaped penis
4. A homo banker who is in your room stalking your cat
5. A Homo-genius mixture of blood/ urine/ and fish
semen.
6. Gay fish.
7. Lesbian cattle.

Your mom is such a paeter, why can't we sleep together!

by Homo-genius Cattle April 13, 2009

Paternalistic

Exhibiting behavior consistent with a father looking after his children. Hopefully that would include things like being protective, supportive and providing for them. Can also be applied to non-family situations, such as a sugar daddy providing for his hot mess of a girlfriend.

Not trying to be paternalistic, but I went ahead and filled up your car. Didn't want you to break down again.

by Jack_Dawson July 31, 2016

pulling a Pantera

Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.

I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.

by Drewbert January 7, 2007

shotgun pattern

When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.

I just let out a shotgun pattern on Niko's toilet.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006