Pathetise (verb) – To subtly humiliate or dismiss someone by making them appear weak, insignificant, or pitiable, often without raising your voice or showing anger.
by newuser1937 June 8, 2025
Get the Pathetise mug.When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.
"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
by Mick IX July 7, 2025
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When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.
"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
by Mick IX July 7, 2025
Get the pastetic hopistition mug.Guy 1: hey i made you some cupcakes :)
(Guy 1): )(OLY S)(IT what 8rand are they
Guy 1: oh it's just the normal betty crocker cake mix
(Guy 1): 🙂
Guy 1: stop looking at me like that man you're too damn parenthetical. you need an intervention
(Guy 1): )(OLY S)(IT what 8rand are they
Guy 1: oh it's just the normal betty crocker cake mix
(Guy 1): 🙂
Guy 1: stop looking at me like that man you're too damn parenthetical. you need an intervention
by jaspers serket November 30, 2025
Get the Parenthetical mug.I-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase "Hypothetically"
This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll
This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll
OK lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one
Or as a line from a cop show?
"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"
"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one
Or as a line from a cop show?
"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"
"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"
by bkmdano December 12, 2009
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