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tonsil painting

The act of nut busting in someone's mouth. Shooting a load down someone's throat. See protein paint.
I slammed my meat pipe down her throat 'til I was tonsil painting.
by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006
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e-pant

The modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. Typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).
Since I'm losing weight, I've transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.
by happythings July 2, 2014
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paintball pussy

Some one who says that they are going to go play paintball then calls out the morning off at 6am.
That stupid mofo is a paintball pussy.
by stephen_c01 February 12, 2007
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pant-load

Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"
"Man did you hear what the President said?" "Yeah that guy is a total Pant-load!
by anthony24 January 9, 2006
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paint balls

The projectiles that you shoot out of a paintball gun. Some times used to tag an animal or person so that animal or person can be identified.
Paint balls are shot out of a paintball gun
by StefenVenn October 3, 2006
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Paintball

A sport that mixes hide and seek with capture the flag, except you "seek" with a paintball marker. Un-known to some people, paintball is not just a sport for spoiled rich adolecents. Anybody can play, regardless of skill, gender, and race. Although it does not come close to real warfare, it is a fun sport in which everybody has fun.
Anybody who compares paintball to the armed forces is a retard and have probably not played paintball.
by YaZe May 27, 2005
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Tighter than 2 coats of paint

When a person is cheap or frugal
When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
by phil latio August 6, 2012
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