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Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.
Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.
by Glastic January 15, 2017
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PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.
by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019
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Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.
Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!
by Billiest April 18, 2019
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Parking Lot It

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.
Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.
by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020
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Parking Deck

A form of quintuplesome in which all members of the party stack on top of each other. There is involvement of toy cars into bodily orifices.
That Parking Deck was real fun last night, so many people drove in.
by Condomant May 24, 2023
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parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.
As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.
by Mben22075 November 1, 2023
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Impulse Parking

Pulling in and parking in a space in a parking lot as soon as you see one.
John: There's one.
Mike: We gotta shop around man. You're impulse parking.
by K.P.I.T September 30, 2008
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