Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.

He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

pubescent paramour

an under aged secret lover

It costs a fortune for a parent to secure their home to ensure that their teens are not sneaking their pubescent paramour into the house when no one is looking.

by MomOnTheEdge March 1, 2010

Paramore

Paramore is a band from Franklin, TN. It consists of Hayley Williams (Vocals), Josh Farro (Lead Guitarist and Background Vocals), Jeremy Davis (Bassist) and Zac Farro (Drums). There also really nice people because I've met them before. Hayley Williams isn't perfect, which is a good! She's better role model than stupid Miley Cyris and Lindsay Lohan. She sets a good example while still being herself. She get most of the attention (which isn't and is, fair being the lead singer, and all.) She is most noted for her cool hair and amazing looks. She also writes ALL of the lyrics with Josh Farro (Guitarist)
Together they've made 2 albums so far: All We Know Is Falling and RIOT!, which are very popular now thanks to MTV. Kids who got Paramore off of MTV are lame because Parmore has been around for years. Hayley has a unique voice that is imitated a lot on Youtube and most of them have failed teriibly.

People are love Paramore for their music, more than their looks are called Parawhores.

Back in 2006:

Me: Hey, check out this band: Paramore.
Kid: What's a Paramore?
Me: It's not a what. It's a who. There a fucking band!

by Laura100 August 18, 2008

paramin

a lazyskaternoob

foo1:heyy foo wanna skate?
foo2:nahh dont feel like it
foo1:your such a paramin!

by asddssfklj;d April 6, 2009

Paramount

Excessively important; above all else;

boobs on a chick are paramount

by Anonomous123987 November 29, 2010

a man a plan a canal panama

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.

guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"

by sooperdooper1234abcdefg March 9, 2009