prison joint

A quickly rolled joint that has to be kept a hidden while rolled. These joints are usually poorly rolled and are somewhat loose and mis-shaped.

We were in the park with people around us, so we quickly rolled a prison joint.

by Taylor384 June 19, 2008

prison friendly

Slang for the act of anal sex.

She wanted to stay a technical virgin, but I still wanted sex, so we got prison friendly and we both got what we wanted.

by scifivxn January 12, 2006

prison fart

A fart which resembles the qualities attained in a male prison. Due to the unmeasurable amounts of anal sex, the anus is loosened, and thus, farts exit the anus without making much noise

Dude... That was a prison fart! Cut that sh*t out!

by Jason January 1, 2004

prison jizz

The semen of a prisoner, It is excreted from a prisoner into the mouth and or anal passage of a fellow prisoner.

The fresh meat on the block got his fudge packed. He got the salty, unforgetable taste of prison jizz.

by Mohammed Baconballs September 26, 2006

prison gravy

(n)1. Uncontrollable trickling viscous fecal matter issued during or post-sodomitical coitus. 2. A spicy, thickening agent used in recipes destined for non-allies.

So, I had this guy, who looked like he'd just gotten out of jail yesterday, bent over this chair, right? And I'm fisting him with a rubber glove I just happened to have. I didn't have any lube. He was used to it anyway, given where he'd just spent the last 7 months of his life. Anyway... all of a sudden I hear this euphoric scream! Then it was like my hand was moving with a mind of its own! It was like his ass had shot prison gravy everywhere! It was so hot! Daddy, did they feed you corn yesterday?

by An Apologetic Comrade July 30, 2008

prison cunt

An oriface created on any part of the body via an incision, used for penatrative sex of the most demeaning and painful variety.

"Did you hear? Johnny swiped some blow of some clowns, so they cut him a prison cunt and filled it with their seltzer."

"Why you in the infirmary?"
"Said the wrong thing, their sucking semen out of the prison cunt on my leg."

by Dr. Sydney Viscous May 2, 2008

prison fag

An incarcerated male, who is otherwise heterosexual, who participates in gay acts only while in prison.

Darnell ain't gay, he's a prison fag. He only sucked all those dicks to pass the time in jail.

by Zoidberg's bitch November 28, 2018