The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.
by Emily Baker May 19, 2005
Get the pool shark mug.the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.
for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.
given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.
therefore;
In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take
280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;
A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years
to fill the pool
and just a moment to jump in
for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.
given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.
therefore;
In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take
280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;
A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years
to fill the pool
and just a moment to jump in
dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?
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yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight
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A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.
by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008
Get the Jackson Poollock mug.your not cool, unless you play pocket pool....while sitting in ms.davis's class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out....go to the office, but .....mmmm can i wash my hands first...
by the ron July 22, 2004
Get the pocket pool mug.Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.
by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002
Get the Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool mug.An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.
Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.
Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.
by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009
Get the poolard mug.A pool in which the depth of the pool indicates the health of a person's genetic background. Those who swim in the deep end of the pool generally have good and healthy genes while those who do not are over in the shallow end.
The Bush family is a prime example of a family that has been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool for over 100 years.
by jesster79 March 18, 2005
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