Penile dog bite

To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd

A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.

by Saints October 4, 2004

Penibus

Dative plural and ablative plural form of latin noun penis, penis m.

(Declension of penis,penis m., a 3rd Declension i-stem noun)

--------S--------P------
Nom: penis penes
Gen : penis penium
Dat : peni penibus*
Acc : penem penes
Abl : peni penibus*
Voc : penis penes

Puella penibus magnis eorum fututa est et futuendo fructa est magis quam homines.

by Sexybiznatch October 4, 2006

penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009

penile dementia

Penile dementia is the state of becoming so senile that you forget it is not socially acceptable to grab the asses of strangers.

Sorry about Grandpa. He's suffering from penile dementia.

by Gina Cochina July 15, 2010

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

penile implant

An insult that implies the receiver is even lower than a dick: he is implanted in one.

That moron is such a penile implant.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002