Glizzy Friday

A special and reoccurring event involving a group of glizzed out folk obtaining more glizzy after a week of diminishing glizz.

“I wish it was Glizzy Friday. I haven’t slapped down a fresh glizz in days.”

by MacrO_69 April 23, 2022

Inappropriate Friday

When Fridays fall on a prime number in the month such as the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23th or 31st calendar day of a month, it is customary and mandatory to say inappropriate things, especially in office environments that are traditionally governed by more serious behaviour.

This concept was introduced in 2013-2014 in the London financial industry, initially to be able to shed the burden of formalalities and hierarchy in the office.

The intent of the inappropriate comments is to be witty and funny.

- why don't you tell Martha to strip down her clothes for the customer.

- I can't ask her that...
- sure you can, its inappropriate Friday.

- brandon, you are so dumb, you should just roll over and sleep
- oh my god, you can't speak to him that way
- sure I can, but only on inappropriate Fridays.

by InappropriateGod September 8, 2017

Reverse Friday

Sunday is now called reverse Friday because its the opposite of friday

"What day is it today"
"Oh its reverse friday:

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020

Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.

And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"

by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012

friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.

Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.

by chrno August 13, 2010

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.

I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.

by Gaaraofthedamned November 25, 2011

Friday Junior

Friday Junior is another way to say Thursday. It's a way of making the weekend seem closer.

It's almost the weekend, it's Friday Junior.

by Deejay Bee March 1, 2018