A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.
John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.
by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021
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Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
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Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!
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Get the forklift olympics mug.After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.
by On parole November 4, 2017
Get the Fuckover Olympics mug.Olympe is the most beautiful person on the planet. She's so funny that lamas can't stop looking at her. She is as generous as a slice of Comté.
What is better than a slice of a french cheese anyway ?
What is better than a slice of a french cheese anyway ?
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