The one true savior, a god amung men. He led humanity into its
golden age by destroying their economy, which led to humanity’s greatest
accomplishment: Obamacare. Only men with true culture can follow his teachings to their fullest, as the weaklings
disintegrate when touching the Obambible, our holy scripture. He may have ruined America, but he has led our people to true peak human evolution.
“Oh **** I stumped my toe!”
“Let us prey to our holy lord for
salvation”
“Yes, lets”
*chanting*
“Obama Obama give us our daily bread”
“Lead us from
temptation and to your precious Obamacare”
*speaking normally again*
“Oh wow do you hear that in
the walls?”
*puts war against wall*
*chuckles* “YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMRALDS?”