Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003

Foreskin gin

When you pour gin in your foreskin to conseal the alcohol.

I've got a foreskin gin ready for the movie.

by FennFren April 11, 2021

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.

Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.

by Footjober February 16, 2025

hurt foreskin

when you are masturbating circumcised and you cause too much friction on the foreskin so it peels

hey bro i got hurt foreskin last night i didn't use lube

by poo poo dealer May 14, 2019

Tramps Foreskin

A ferocious smell, so bad the mere mention of it makes you want to vom real bad

Barry and his boyfriend raja were in the pub after enjoying watching Pricilla Queen of the Desert, when Barry opened a bad of pork scratchings, Do you want one prononced barry, No fucking way they stink, they remind me of a tramps foreskin.

Cool i'll eat them myself. Now fuck off you mincing dac

by The fist dildo December 10, 2009