beermat notes

Tuesday offer: Ben Sherman men's shirt (new), a fiver, a can of Chili sin carne, a bottle of red wine, a love letter

beermat notes: I'm here for you. Let me know if i can help with anything. This phase too shall pass. Remember how you make me smile?

Of course i'll hold your hand!

by Krkič June 15, 2020

promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

noted, moving on

Another way of saying "I don't care."

Variants of this include:
"Objection noted, moving on"
"Taken into account, moving on"
"Comment heard/seen, moving on"

Person 1: I think you're the worst person ever to live!
Person 2: Noted, moving on.

by A15kk April 09, 2013

Internal Notes

stupid shit your company makes you type because they are ass hats

Boss: Did you also enter internal notes?

Low-Level Grunt: No, I did not enter internal notes. My normal notes are super clear and easy to be understood by even the most obtuse managers.

Boss: Enter internal notes or you will fail your evaluation.

by super_thinker January 12, 2022

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

Lotus Notes saves floor spills in the toad funeral home/

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022

Note 5

A Samsung smartphone announced in 2015, with a 5.7-inch touchscreen and 16MP camera. Full name is Samsung Galaxy Note 5.

person: that note 5 phone is kinda outdated
better person: yeah, but it works really well still!

by techlife22 February 05, 2019

fluffing notes

Fluffing notes defined as scrunching you cash across the bar to attract a unsuspecting truck driver

He was Fluffing notes at the truckie In the pub moments before the fight broke out

by Douglas's whitehouse May 12, 2022