node

Part or particular particle that's in neutral mode.

Care to join me in node?

by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

oh noes

Something said by loser fanboy teenagers on internet forums.

Oh noes, I have no friends!

by Chupper June 6, 2007

noder

A denizen of (specifically, a writer on) the website and writer's database, www.everything2.com, so called because each article is called a "node".

A collection of noders is a nodermeet.

"'that_newbie' would be a fine noder if only it would read the FAQs"

by perch April 19, 2004

notes

A magazine or other softcore paper-bound, porno media concealed as science notes in a folder for trade at school or to keep from parents.

1. Friend: Hey dude, I got some more notes for you to "study."
You: Sweet, I'll make sure not to spill any white-out on them.

2. Friend: Dude, could you keep these notes for me? I just took the test so I don't need them anymore.
You: Sure thing, I still need to study.

3. Friend: You man, here's some notes for you
You (after being handed 5 or 6 in a folder): Dude this looks like its gonna be a hard final.

by Zack A. July 29, 2008

Crib Notes

The notes you write for an open-note exam or quiz.

Billy does not take notes during class. Now that the teacher has announced an open-note exam, Billy has to spend the night making crib notes.

by Dalzig November 20, 2010

nones

no, I don't want to

1st person) You think that girl is hot?
2nd person) Nones on her homie

by Jenna April 10, 2003

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017