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nob gobbler

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs
by mike May 20, 2004
mugGet the nob gobblermug.

Gobble Nob

A person who partakes of Nob in a fashion deemed unsuitably gobblesome. Originating from the greek 'Gobblealot Nobulus', a recently extict toad native to the marshes of the British Fens.
You fucking Gobble Nob, why don't you go and Gobble a Nob, you fuck.
by Big Mac January 20, 2005
mugGet the Gobble Nobmug.

nob sack

A nob sack is an insult and people can find it very offensive because then dont have a nob
by bob May 13, 2005
mugGet the nob sackmug.

Spare Nob Syndrome

When a person is not included in a group conversation or activity. They are not talking to anyone and look lonely and sad. This puts people off of talking to them. Because of this, Spare Nob Syndrome(SNS) is very difficult to overcome.

To get rid of the Spare Nob aura surrounding your being, introduce yourself to new people of the group, and soon enough, you will become known to said group.

Spare Nob Syndrome can occur when you move school, when you get a new job, or when you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend who introduces you to their friends.
Person 1: Aww poor Gareth, nobody's speaking to him. He's looking all left out. ):

Person 2: Yeah, its a shame. He's standing there like the spare nob.

Person 3: True that. It must be really hard suffering from Spare Nob Syndrome.
by Erratic Doorhandle April 29, 2010
mugGet the Spare Nob Syndromemug.

(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"
1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"
by Ali August 29, 2004
mugGet the (K) Nob Shinermug.

slob on my nob

Sean always says "slob on my nob"
by Chickie February 7, 2007
mugGet the slob on my nobmug.

bar n' nob

Trendy Hipster Jerk (most likely talking on his or her iPhone:) "i'ma grab a shower then head down the the bar n' nob, get my caffeine fix and the new paste magazine. want to meet me there?"

Not Quite As Hip Friend: "what the crap is the bar n' nob?"
by jplqn August 1, 2008
mugGet the bar n' nobmug.

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