jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 25, 2013

Jello

The new way to say “hello”

Jello there sir

by CambriaCastro7 May 14, 2021

Jello

The shortend version of jealous aka jello.

Misty says jelly instead of jello HAHA LAME

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

jello puta

an fake ass whore bitch that only uses you, but doesn't love you

God, I fucking hate Aiyanna. She's such a fucking jello puta.

by Hot Lez June 26, 2019

Jedi Jello

Slang for semen

Angel mouth ate my jedi jello now she feels the burn

by Jedi Jed February 17, 2017

Jello

1. The food brand in which they make a jiggly, translucent substance, which is meant to be eaten.
2. A slang term for someone's, usually a black womans, ass.

1. "I love eating jello!"
2. "Look at that jello ass she's got there."

by shartingonturtles March 6, 2021

Jello

Code word for dick.

If there’s one thing I could say my life is worth, I’d say that at least I’ve eaten enough jello to cure world hunger.

by UnknownPoster June 4, 2018