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Femo-Natzi

are subservient brow beaten and brainwashed women over 18 currently residing within 100, 000 miles of Denver Colorado who think critical thinking is "nasty thoughts" and are incapable of making a personal choice without first getting permission from men through a State or Federal law having been enacted...

Often thinking the words that come out of their mouths are their own thoughts.

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The femo-natzi was thinking about calling her mom but couldn't get in touch with her lawyer to see if the male majority in congress enacted a law permitting her to do so.
by Edensasp July 19, 2013
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Man-naize

When your man juices congeal to a custardy substance and it gits all thick like mayonnaise.
Yo, J'nielle! Dat dime was so poppin last nite dat I couldn't even make it. My man-naize got all over her belly.
by Joe876543 October 12, 2013
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Rusty Nailz

The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.

Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.

Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.

While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.
"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."
by Bree O'Donnell October 11, 2016
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National Nitzia is The Best Day!

Josh: "You're the Best Nitzia"
Nitzia:"What"
Josh:"It's National Nitzia is The Best Day!"
by SillyMars🌚 May 24, 2023
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mr nitz

Omg look at Mr Nitz being nitty (naughty)

You go sleepies right now nitz

If you don't go slaapies into your times you must go for a bigger slaapies Mr Nitz
by LPonezero11 May 25, 2023
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D’naiza

D’naiza is a very beautiful female she doesn’t give herself to anybody respects herself and is a very thoughtful person she has a very emotional personality
by D’naiza November 20, 2023
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Nea Nitz

An utter spastic with a head shaped like a tic tic and/or a 24 pack of paracetamol.
Fuck me there’s nea nitz
by DrumanessKnowledge December 21, 2023
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