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non-merch

Non-merch is the term in the Chuck E. Cheese community used to describe items obtained from the restaurant that were supposed to be demolished and discarded. These items can be given to workers in secret, taken from the dumpster, or just plain stolen. Some examples of non-merch would be animatronics, artwork, and any other proprietary company assets. CEC Master coined this term and will die on a hill with it.
"Dude, did you see the non-merch posted in the PTN earlier? Master deleted that shit so fast!"
by helenhennytinkywinky March 28, 2023
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Non-Committer

Noun. An individual who possesses a cavalier attitude about most things in his/her life; particularly while dating. Furthermore, this person thrives in ambiguity and is extremely unwilling to give time or energy towards another. They usually are skilled at saying the right things but doesn't necessarily do them; fails to materialize and commit. In other words , he/she "talks the talk" about co-habitating, but it never goes further. At the end of the day, people like this are a menace to society and are a huge waste of time! Set their asses free and move on to someone who has their shit together! They need to grow the hell up!!!
"When I asked if he was talking to anyone else on a dating app , I received a half-ass response that involved him not wanting to commit to anybody". Ugghh, just go on Tinder then! Why is your ass even on a dating app? What a tool"!
" We've been together for 2 years, kinda wondering what the next step is? We've talked about moving in, but when? Wtf! I think I' getting played" Tired of this non-committer!!!!!!!
by Cappy C January 23, 2023
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Non-Planner

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!
What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!
by Cappy C January 9, 2023
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Non existent

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home
by VendorYT February 9, 2022
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non-tubber

A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.
Look at him, he's a non-tubber! Not even the dogs will go near him!
by Summers May 13, 2005
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non-unique

Takes out the DA or provides uniqueness for your L/T.
1. N/U - Kerry will win by 3 electoral votes.
x. CNN 10-27-04
by The Floating PIC October 25, 2004
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Non-zest

1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty; insipid.
2. One who lacks Zest.
"He is such a non-zest--all his conversation is completely draining the life from me."
by Zesties November 22, 2004
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