mattrick

Scoring 4 goals, a hatrick plus 1 extra, in a hockey game.

Not everyday you get a mattrick, unless your E.

by Scott Utley April 2, 2007

mattress sandwich

The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!

"My wife walked in on me doing a mattress sandwich last night"

by Paul1535 June 20, 2008

multra

Mega-ultra... When the words 'mega' and 'ultra' just aren't enough, 'multra' is the adjective for you! The combination is not only emphatic, but also saves time and cuts out unnecessary syllables!

That was some multra fun last night!
That multra sucks.

by Karen and Anne August 5, 2006

Mattress

A simile that can be used in comparisson to almost any situation, object, person or emotion.

Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.."
Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a mattress"

Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.."
Matt: "Damn, you must be shattered as a mattress"

Nic: "I got a E- in my R.E exam.."
Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"

by SamFisher440 January 3, 2010

Mutter

The act of giving someone a raspberry on their taint...

I thought I was going to marry that girl, then one day she gave me a mutter, and I KNEW I was going to marry her!

by G83 October 24, 2011

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.

Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!

by weave September 7, 2003

with a mattress in the back

a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.

Bob: I did some gardening today.
Fred: ...WITH A MATTRESS IN THE BACK!

by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008