Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022
by QAnont August 25, 2020
When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
by Whiskey151 August 02, 2018
Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
by lowboy219 June 19, 2014
Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
by Bently Bandit May 24, 2018
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
This is typically seen from the folks that are born and raised from millvale.
It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.
It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.
"look over there, that kid has a millvale mustache"
"Shave your face, you got a millvale mustache forming"
"Shave your face, you got a millvale mustache forming"
by mm217 January 18, 2009