mumky

A monkey, but better

hey look, mumky

by anonymous September 6, 2020

slippery mummy

When a guy wraps his hand in seran wrap, lubes it up, and then fists the girl.

He just gave her the slippery mummy!

by Racey CK January 24, 2009

Black Mummy

A pile of shit wrapped in toilet paper.

"Bro did you see enter black name he dressed up as a black mummy"

by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018

Dick Mummy

The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.

1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy

by Apple06 May 3, 2019

Cum mummy

Like a regular mummy but wrapped in cum.

“You better make me a cum mummy before Halloween!” said Sara.

by Jit Tee October 12, 2019

Gee Mumph

A word of the most awesome kind. There is no greater phrase in the human language. It means everything and nothing. It can be used in place of any word or as a punctuation. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B. from Missouri. Typically heard after withdrawing ones lips from the dank.

Tommy: "Hey Steve, this is some good shit."
Steve: "Gee Mumph! You milly mumph!"

Or

Random GTA Player: "Hey asshole why'd you shoot me."
Steve: "Gee Mumph!"

by WalterWWhite May 13, 2020

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005