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multi-text story

story involving multiple texts to tell.
girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.
by pom toast May 11, 2010
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Multi Crab

The best game for gaming nerds ever. If played, you risk death because others will kill you out of jealousy.
Holy Shit! You pre-ordered multi crab! Im so jealous!
by King Crabbers May 12, 2010
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Centipede Multi

Having a multi/parlay bet with at least 10 legs needed to win.
Bloody hell, hit an absolute centipede multi the other day, 26 legs and it paid out 12k!
by PutTheHouseOnIt September 15, 2022
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Multi timer

A man who sees nothing wrong in sleeping with multiple women simultaneously, concealing one from the others without a hint of guilt. The term ‘multi’ suggests the progression from being a two-timer to engaging in more complex forms of infidelity. Women can't be multi-timers by nature of their gender that requires more fidelity: it's easier to call them "sluts" and move on.

Multi-timers are more akin to "manwhores" but slightly more honorable, as the latter are only into infidelity because they're lowlifes. Multi-timers just need more time to settle in their lives, so are looking for more choices in women. It's like when you browse the shelves of a supermarket, you don't really buy everything you see.
Randy is seeing Paula while making out with Molly, who's been sworn to secrecy about Paula. Molly readily obeys due to her own lack of moral compass. Randy also recently went to Las Vegas, indulging in threesomes with prostitutes. He's currently texting one for future encounters, all unbeknownst to Paula or Molly. Needless to say, neither of Randy's regular girls has a clue about his Vegas exploits.

Randy recently met an exchange student from the Czech Republic. They seemed to connect well, even making out at his office! Now smitten, Randy is planning a European vacation, possibly with Paula. While she enjoys Paris, Randy might travel to the Czech Republic to propose to his new girlfriend. This could lead him to unceremoniously drop his past girlfriends.

Basically, Randy is a multi timer.
by Third World Sam June 9, 2024
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Multi-incarnate

Someone incarnated with many spirits, especially if they're from their past-lives.

(NOTE: There are many types of multi- incarnates depending on how many incarnated souls they have: uni-incarnate, bi-incarnate, tri-incarnate, quad-incarnate, etc.)
(e.g: 'The oracle proclaimed, 'I am a multi-incarnate of a goddess, demigod and priestess-making me thrice as divine.')
by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 14, 2025
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multi swipe

multi swiping is a term self harmers use when they cut themselves twice or more in the exact same place making the wound deeper.
i tried to multi swipe and it really hurt
by mustardran March 15, 2024
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multi-texting

Texting two or more people at the same time, as evidenced by a noticible lag in reply time.
Guy: So what are you plans 4 today?
5 minutes later...
Guy: Hello, are you gonna answer? Are you multi-texting?

Girl: Duh, I have other friends u know
by TinkerToys8 May 20, 2009
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