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looking up a dead mule's ass

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."
by jen o December 8, 2013
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milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.
I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.
by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019
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The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
by weave November 24, 2003
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Mexican Mule

When a man pees in a women's anus.
When I'm bored, I call a hooker over so I can perform the mexican mule on her.
by Prickly Pete November 22, 2006
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buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around
"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."
by Bill Wang October 13, 2008
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Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe
My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.
by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022
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Marissa Mule

One who speaks way too intellectually for their age, and is very mature; Super good at singing and knows how to entertain a crowd; Unique and very fashionable; Puts school work first (not a nerd); Smart, funny, unique; Besties with Lid:

You should know her.
Hey I think I saw Marissa Mule in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQlSJIObbQ&feature=channel
by Marissa Mule December 28, 2008
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