buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Moist Muffin

The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.

that moist muffin war was crazy

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009

Trunk Muffin

The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin

Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!

by ZNorton January 27, 2009

butter your muffin

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

by Urban Tony October 22, 2006

Muffin

A nickname given to a partner or loved one. Such as babe, honey, love etc...

Goodmorning "MUFFIN" how are you babe?

by SmallKnick January 24, 2010

muffin

A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.

Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?

by o.O April 20, 2005

Muffin Stuffing

the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.

I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.

by Big Game June 28, 2006