Teletubby in a mosh pit

A colorful person with poor motor skills.

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 07, 2020

Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.

“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”

by Rollo423 October 03, 2022

The Moshe

The moshe is when you put superglue on your hand and try to ejaculate before the glue sticks

"jake why is your hand in your pants" I tried doing the Moshe but I wasn't fast enough".

by bodonky kong January 19, 2021

moshing in mush

When you are in a mosh pit with a poop in your diaper.

I was totally moshing in mush at the Ye concert

by abestmess May 14, 2025

Moshe-Bit

When a group of friends gather together and suddenly feel an extreme amount of intoxication hit them. Usually happens after 5 or 6 octobongs and ends with being "REAL FUCKED UP"

I just got Moshe-Bit , im felling REAL FUCKED UP.

by LilM089 February 03, 2016

Cond mosh

Full length - condescending mosher

Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.

This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)

Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.

Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.

by January 26, 2022

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
Max: Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.
Chloe: Maybe not. Go on down and say hi to Joyce. Free breakfast!

by maisieee27 December 31, 2023