monitor

A person that spends countless hours infront of the computer, and not meeting his friends, so as to become at one with the computer.

Geeze, that Ace is such a Monitor

by blkbullet February 9, 2005

Monica

A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.

She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.

Dude: Sup, homie.

Monica: Yo, where you at?

Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?

Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho

Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE

Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!

Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.

Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!

Dude: Peace.

by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011

monigold

When you're so distracted by something that you lose the ability to write congruently in your own language

Lily: What are you doing?

Matt: Playoing monigold

Lily: Ohh, it must be a good game!

by MatthewCookieNoodleMunchkin December 21, 2008

Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.

George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".

by Herodotus July 28, 2008

Monica

To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.

That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.

by Show&Tell February 23, 2018

Monica

Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.

" do you think Monica will like this chain?"

by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017

monitor malaise

When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.

by det.und October 4, 2005