Moostake

A portmanteau of moustache and mistake.

It's used because the two are diametrically opposed. Moustaches are very good, and mistakes are very bad.

Dude: Last night you were mackin' on that sea cow, what a moostake.

by Brink Dogg July 13, 2009

Mogstash

The longer hairs that protrude either side of a woman's underwear or bikini.

A fishy smelling mustache, also can be protruding from the undies.

Dude, I was swimming in the pool yesterday and when i dived underwater I saw this this fat chick had a proper Mogstash hanging out. It looked like a walrus down there.

by lokey69666 December 22, 2009

Monstanger

This is the phenomenon where, after drinking a highly caffinated energy drink, the person becomes highly agitated and iritated, and generally a pain to be around.

Last night Brent had about 4 energy drinks, by the end of the night I couldn't even be in the same room with him because of his monstanger.

by Trebleclef44 June 15, 2011

Moistable

Something that can become moist.

That sponge is moistable.

by Leslar August 3, 2011

Moustachstic

Extravagantly fanciful or marvelous specimen of the moustache variety; incredibly great or extreme moustache.

Gentleman 1: My, my, good Sir; you are looking very moustachstic today

Gentleman 2: Why thank you.

by Reedempshun November 26, 2011

Moistatocity

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!

"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.

by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014

moustass

The furry behind of a hella brother with a fine ass moustache.

Did you see George's butt? His moustass is a thing of legend.

by Hatheen March 20, 2016