harry monk

english rhyming slang - harry monk = skunk, which is slang for marijuana!

to be used when you can't mention drugs, like when your mum can hear you on the phone - "is your mate Harry coming over with you tonight?"

by vetdan September 4, 2003

Buddhist Monk

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's shaven or bald head.

"Did you hear about Damien's girl? She has to get chemo!"

"Good news is, he'll be able to buddhist monk that shit!"

Monk Buddhist Cum

by j_w84 April 24, 2010

tit monk

An offensive, obligatory term to define a full on idiot. Dervied from the term tit + monk.

You are a full on tit monk

by Chris Secker January 24, 2006

homo monk

monk is a practiscing homosexual that prefers fat males over 40!!

homo monk went to bum someone

by jamespond March 22, 2008

reverse buddhist monk

The act of covering yourself in an orange bed cloth, followed by shaving of your head and chanting from an ancient ritual text, while performing sexual act such as the crouching flamingo hidden dong in reverse.

Honey, i'm so excited to try the reverse buddhist monk soon as the kids leave for school

by Defmaster69 April 11, 2015

a Monk moment

When you are doing something that really grosses you out.

He got a little dirt on his hand a had a Monk moment.

by TJRogers April 6, 2008

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005