The Minnesota Wrecking Crew is a game played by a group of men solely for entertainment. The game starts with any number of players and a number of chairs with dildos attached to the seats; one fewer than the number of players. The chairs are arranged in a circle facing outward, with the people standing in a circle just outside of that. The contests must be nude. A non-playing individual plays recorded music. While the music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the chairs. When the music player suddenly stops the music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the chairs and take the dildo into their asshole. The player who is left without a chair is raped by the other players while he kisses the dildos clean. That player is then eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there will always be one fewer chair than there are players. The music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.
by Clyde Logjam January 19, 2011
Get the Minnesota Wrecking Crewmug. When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.
by minnesotamaniac April 15, 2009
Get the minnesota salt lickmug. A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.
by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019
Get the Minnesota Dial-Tonemug. by Snowman 50522 May 30, 2016
Get the Minnesota Gas Maskmug. In the song "Minnesota" by Lil Yachty he is referring to the ice (aka diamonds) on his jewelry being cold like Minnesota because Minnesota is a cold state and ice is also cold. Minnesota's record low temperature is -60 degrees F.
by Darnell Boat August 18, 2016
Get the Cold Like Minnesotamug. Minnesota circle jerk
When a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a Minnesota clusterfuck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. You can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say MNDoT and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. Sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette I the other. Another possible sighting would be the ass crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
When a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a Minnesota clusterfuck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. You can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say MNDoT and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. Sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette I the other. Another possible sighting would be the ass crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
Salina: ok great there's a sign that says"road work ahead," I wonder how backed up it will be?
Apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. First you got the minnesota clusterfuck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows
Kid in back seat: what's a minnesota circle
Jerk?
Adam: ahh... It's a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota clusterfuck they just got themselves into.
Kid in backseat: oh cool I want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when I grow up!
Adam: no son your better then that
Apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. First you got the minnesota clusterfuck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows
Kid in back seat: what's a minnesota circle
Jerk?
Adam: ahh... It's a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota clusterfuck they just got themselves into.
Kid in backseat: oh cool I want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when I grow up!
Adam: no son your better then that
by Jesus taboot-tAboot June 17, 2013
Get the Minnesota Circle Jerkmug. meteorology. An onslaught of heavy snow and extreme cold following a brief period of mild, pleasant weather. Common in March. Statistically coincides with State Boys Basketball Tournament.
"Man, with the beautiful weather we've been having, I thought spring was here. Turns out we were just being set up for the Minnesota Sucker Punch.
by The Mind of Matt March 1, 2010
Get the Minnesota Sucker Punchmug.