Mickey Sexual

It’s like being straight one day or gay the other. You can also be anything you want, like a soda can. It’s not a phase.

Person 1- “bro i’m feeling like a sticky note.”
Person 2- “well i’m feeling a bit pan.”
Person 1- “omg you’re mickey sexual too?”

by .mickeysexual September 7, 2019

Minker

The act of accidentally exposing your erect penis while it is tucked up into your belt

Bro I totally pulled a minker during my science presentation in class when my shirt rose up. The whole class saw my shaft

by BigChaz420 April 28, 2022

Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.

"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

z milkers

the largest size of milkers, normally called womens breasts, but can also be on men with bowl haircuts.

person 1: shane has been getting pretty fat recently, he is starting to form z milkers.
person 2: he also has that weird bowl haircut?

by RoccoIsGay August 22, 2021

i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

by Mama-smh June 1, 2017

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?

Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.

by Big fat juicy milf milkers July 9, 2021

Mickey

A 375 milliliter bottle of hard liquor, usually 80 proof or higher. Famous consumers of mickeys include Pino Bgold,and other members of the Gooners.

"Man, that mickey sure did the trick last night"

"Never again will I ever underestimate the untamed power of a mickey"

by nibiru2012 April 23, 2009