meowing at the carpet

Term to describe the action of a cat horking up a hairball or other similar vomitous activity.

"Is your cat having a siezure?" "Nah, he's just meowing at the carpet. Don't step in it!"

by gadjitfreek July 18, 2006

Mewing

Mew can learn every move. Mewing is when you perform EVERY SEX POSITION EVER CREATED and even ones that haven't yet been created. Throughout this act, to truly be Mewing you must repeatedly shout defiantly: "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

Girl: what position/fetish do you want to try tonight
Guy: all of them. I'm Mewing you.

by zylab.G2 February 22, 2021

Merkin

A mermaid's family or kin

Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'

by Leonard Interocitor March 22, 2011

Merkin

an individual who merks around.

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.

by cheekypete August 30, 2011

Merlin

The founding father of Western dragonology, Merlin, or Emrys, was also a magician of some passing note.

The great and powerful dragonologist Merlin is cool.

by The Isbey September 13, 2008

Merlin's Sleeve

The Merlin's Sleeve is a certain, and not uncommon 'breed' of female genetelia, commonly found in the Middle Eastern region. The Merlin's Sleeve is the complete opposite of a "Camel Toe" and refers to a female's vagina with a protruding, saggy Labia.

Named after it's uncanny resemblance to the sleeve of Merlin the wizard's robe. Merlin's sleeve is uncommon amongst females under the age of 14.

Person 1: "I could tell i wasn't her first"

Person 2: "how so?"

Person 1: "she had merlin's sleeve mate"

Guy 1: "I finally got off her underwear only to realize Merlin had left me a gift."

"Martina"

by Yeah, i'm awesome January 31, 2010

Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

by zandzy August 21, 2009