mercenary

any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.

Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.

Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".

Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.

Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.

by Bulldog6 September 14, 2009

MercadoMagico.com

A completely reliable web site where you can buy virtually anything. I prefer it over ebay because you don't need paypal and you don't have to go through the bidding process. Anyone that complains about long shipping is stupid, delivery estimates are clearly spelled out when you confirm your order, and you can do what I did and get free 2 day shipping for signing up for some trial.

Retard I just got my stuff in mail. From MercadoMagico.com

by Love is in the air August 5, 2017

mercede

A shiny expensive kind of Benz

DAMN!! That chick is driving a Mercedes!!

by Joria Cactus September 30, 2008

mercedes

In Germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.

Cars from Mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!

by Deutschland July 28, 2008

mercedes child

a rich stuck up kid, stuck in their mothers perception of the world and the most familiar way of travelling to school in the morning is staring at the inside of thier leather-lined mercedes-benz.

Look, there goes a mercedes child.

by moll September 10, 2005

mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.

The trans went in my Mercedes again.

by jondapicam November 9, 2003

mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 3, 2009