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mattress worship

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.
by Red Sam Black May 2, 2010
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St. Mattress worshipper

adj.
A person who sleeps in on Sunday morning, especially if they do so to skip church.
Jamie is a total St. Mattress worshipper.
by Koby_Fish August 21, 2007
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Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose

A meme created on February 7th, 2009 featuring a picture of the Watchmen character "The Comedian" uttering the phrase "Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose" with yellow lettering above his head. The phrase originated from the beginning of the second trailer for the live action Watchmen film due out on March 6th, 2009. There is speculation that the meme's origins could date as far back as a month, but the first .jpg file occured when a newfag on /co/ went trolling and posted the phrase "If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies." Multiple people reacted to the terrorism and it officially became a meme on February 8th, 2009 because nobody died and eventually it started showing up on other boards such as /b/. Some oldfags have called it the greatest meme of 2009 so far but others say that it is only around because every Zack Snyder film needs a meme. Whether this meme will survive is just a matter of time, I suppose.
Anon1: If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies.

Anon2: Just A Matter of Time, I Suppose
by Snowballreborn February 8, 2009
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gray matter

Popular term for someone's brain, usually used in terms of killing, death, or stupidity.
1)I'm gonna splatter your gray matter on the wall with my sawed-off shotgun.
2)The hitman redecorated the room with gray matter.
3)You idiot! Why don't you use that gray matter in your head to think once in a while?
by III April 19, 2006
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Air Mattress

A term regarding the sex of people who are 'just friends' at a slumber party or sleepover party.

The term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having sex while retaining the image of being just friends.

The term was originally coined by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band in their song Air Mattress.
Jenny and Craig slept on the air mattress last night.

Dave: "Craig man, you and Jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? NICCEE"
by Vitus17 October 13, 2009
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fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus
After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom
by lathargic October 2, 2005
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WMAC Masters

An awesome 90's show every dude watched as a little kid; sort of a cross between the WWE and a Ninja Movie. Included chracters such as The Machine, Tigerclaw, Tsunami, Warlock, Red Dragon, Superstar, and Bam.
Mike: Did you see WMAC Masters yesterday?
Todd: Hell yeah I did! Tsunami won the Dragon Star!
by Matt Connolly August 7, 2005
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