Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).

Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011

Maximum Cockupancy

The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.

by Dick Fucking Diggler July 31, 2020

Maximum Rizz

In a way of describing a person that gets all bitches

Giorno: Ayooooo broooooo you got MAXIMUM rizz

Jotaro: Fr fr

by IMMA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST December 8, 2022

nippus maximus

The tip of an erect nipple

My nippus maximus seems to have poped this small childs baloon

by Guamily February 25, 2009

Grumpious Maximus

A very Grumpy girl,

"Alyna is Grumpious Maximus"

by Keith Miller CSH March 21, 2010

Tateus maximus

A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

It has the largest dick of any mammal

know to man

It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard

One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that

by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010