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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

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by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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lil mat B

the best raper in the world. his masterpiece is at the block block at the top top, his rhymes are immaculate and thou cockus incomprehensible. he is a rapper from Denmark and LA his catchphrase is "the best raper from LA that has never been tro LA!!1!!1"
Guy 1: have you seen the new Lil mat b song "at the top"?
Guy 2: it sucked ass
by cockfart64 September 25, 2022
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chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.
you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him
by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023
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Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
by Wadsley June 29, 2023
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Adore mat

Noun: What a person becomes when they lack boundaries in a romantic relationship and allow their partner to take advantage of them.
She didn’t even say no when he wanted sex while she had a UTI. She’s a total adore mat.
by Mons Vesuvius July 16, 2023
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Loser Mat

loser mat when he actin like a bum
by niggamonkballs February 18, 2024
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