A modern breakthrough in winter clothing made for people who would rather be warm and comfortable in the winter. Unfortunately, most prefer not to wear it in public because people can't stand things that are different. So they would rather head in arctic conditions with the whole body well dressed except for their unmasked face and complain that the cold and wind are crippling and painful.
Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
-Oh look at the guy with the neoprene mask. It's minus 20 degrees outside but he'll still practice jogging like it's summer! Talk about a boss, bro!
by attackyofme May 2, 2012
Get the Neoprene maskmug. Masked Cat is a unique species that appears to be a cartoon cat that is blue with an ash hoodie and face mask. They are commonly found practicing artistic activities and make bad jokes. They live in the northern parts of the USA.
by Masked Cat November 29, 2022
Get the Masked Catmug. When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!
Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019
Get the Ass Maskmug. by anangrygoose May 17, 2021
Get the half maskmug. When you straddle your (ideally, much younger) boyfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over his eyes.
To get the part, Joseph Gordon-Levitt let Christopher Nolan give him a Robin's Mask
Batgirl's Wing Batwing Electrolysis Ben Affleck Matt Damon
Batgirl's Wing Batwing Electrolysis Ben Affleck Matt Damon
by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016
Get the Robin's Maskmug. When a woman has the most amazing body you have to have sex with her, but her face is so disgusting you have to put a yoshimitsu mask on her before sex.
Jimmy: dude I really wanna bang Lizz, her body is amazing, but her face is so gross
Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
by Jman54 January 8, 2010
Get the Y-maskmug. Masked Fruit is a male, anyone who looks at them is automatically attracted to them, that's just how cute they are. Their cuteness levels are off the charts, quite literally. He deserves all the love and care you have :)
by fyroceet April 11, 2021
Get the Masked Fruitmug.