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Mario Kart: Champion of Champions

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".
Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!
by joeythegreat May 23, 2006
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The Mafioso

A sex position where you and your significant other are rolled into a large area rug, then thrown off a bridge into a river by some Italians.
Dale: "Hey babe wanna try the mafioso tonight?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, I love the feeling of death while having sex."
by DreStucco January 21, 2020
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manioso

spanish slang for a huge fucking pervert, or someone who's mind is always on sex
Jose told that girl over there she's got tits that could sink the Titanic... he's so manioso.
by amnesiac618 June 5, 2008
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Mario Cox

The best dancer ever, an amazing soccer player, very hansom and very very very good in bed. He likes to have sex and is very good and he isn't selfish at all and also always thinks about the women's needs....
- Hi, did you see the winner of "So you think you can dance"?
- Yeah, he was really Mario Coxing it!!!! And afterwards I even had sex with him and then he really Mario Coxed it!!!!! Never had better!!!!
by Cocker666 March 5, 2011
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Super Mario 64

A very famous video game from 1996. It is often named "The greatest video game of all time". It was the first video game to have 3-d graphics. It is very unique and they had nothing to base it off of. As far as the game plot goes, Peach calls Mario to her castle for cake but Bowser kidnaps her and seals the star power inside these paintings that you must jump into. You will need to collect 80 stars to save Peach and watch the ending sequence but if you collect all 120 stars, the cannon outside the castle will open and you can blast yourself to the castle roof and you will meet Yoshi there. If you talk to him, he will reward you by congratulating you for completeing fun although at the end of the message, its says "The Super Mario 64 Team". He then rewards you with 100 lives and jumps off the roof. There is a total of 15 paintings and you must collect certain numbeers of stars to open each and some require keys. You can get keys by beating bowser in 3 places.
Man 1: Did you play Super Mario 64 yet?

Man 2: Yeah. Its too awesome!
by YoshiGameMaker July 15, 2009
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Super Mario 3

Mario fucked your mom after he fucked toodstool and bowser!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Super Mario

The super icon of Nintendo that takes shrooms to grow big while jumping around on bad guys, usually in very high strides. He also breaks blocks with his head, presumably he knows karate. No womder he kicks bowser's ass so much.

A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.
Bowser: Mha ha ha, I have captured the princess (again) and the stars.
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*
by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain December 28, 2005
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