Manhattan Maniac

Used to describe someone who narrowly escaped a tight, dangerous situation all while keeping their cool and looking great while doing so.

"Holy shit, you pulled a Manhattan Maniac on escaping those mourners."

by Yeoch November 6, 2023

The Manatee Minute

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.

Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."

by Flyhunter December 16, 2008

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012

manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.

Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.

by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014

rusty manhattan

When you're eating a girl's pussy and she shits on your head and gives you a shitty toupee.

She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.

I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.

by Daley Gribble February 24, 2019

Hoe'manater

A sandwich eaten by Hoes' In The Road.

I want a Hoe'manater Full Meal Deal for lunch.

by Queenie P.B.F.H. July 23, 2019

Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

by hawke4me May 25, 2020