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most magical bitch

A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.

When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.

She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.

Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.

Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
The most magical bitch still has me figuring her out.
by Thomas...! June 2, 2017
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the 2 magical words

When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.
by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017
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An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.
Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.
by Lump sum September 1, 2009
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A Magical Preference

A magical preference entails a man of any race who one day just wakes up and "magically," doesn't like black women.

The man with the magical preference has a preference for any and every woman on the planet, as long as she's not a black female. Even if the man sees an attractive black woman, he will "magically" prefer a less attractive woman of another race.
Sometimes, the man with the "magical preference," is so brainwashed by anti-black woman racism that he truly believes his preference is perfectly natural.
I was looking at Walter's dating profile and it says he prefers latina, indian, white, middle eastern, asian,native american, mixed and every race, except for black women, I guess he's got a magical preference.
by Juneteenth88 March 20, 2011
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monical

It's kinda like a jewelers loop. a.k.a butthole inspector loop.
Yo nigga hand me that butthole inspector I gotta pick this scab yo!, I used my monical to masturbate with it was up my butthole the entire time.
by lvpk#5 November 19, 2013
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manimal

a girl that is a man and acts like an animal
a person that is wild and is as strong as a man
by Paula November 13, 2003
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DJ maniscalco

dj is a fatass who thinks gurls dig him !
by unkown August 23, 2003
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