Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?
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a glamorous girl, amazingly cute, with high class and extremely fashionable taste. She is friendly, joyous, fun, and a delight to be around. She is admired and looked up to among her peers. She likes to party and is true to her friends and her lover. In fact, she only becomes hurt when she is betrayed or saddened by her friends, family or lovers. She has a strong desire to help others. She is skillful and is the best at the sport or talent she chooses. Unfortunately, girls like Madelyn attract a few players and a few stalkers.She forgives easy and is selective with who she loves. She refuses to love or say she loves unless she is certain it is real. She ends up with the most amazing man among her friends because she is selective when she chooses. She will go far in life because she has irresistible charm. In the end, everyone wants a Madelyn. Madelyn's are priceless and near perfect she is crazy and wild and she’s a head turner and is the main attraction to all the boys the girls wanna be her and the boys wanna date ghee so hold onto her because she is protective of her friends and sassy and loyal so when she walks in the room LOOK she amazing and beautiful and great at gymnastics she’s amazing and near perfect and priceless!
a glamorous girl, amazingly cute, with high class and extremely fashionable taste. She is friendly, joyous, fun, and a delight to be around. She is admired and looked up to among her peers. She likes to party and is true to her friends and her lover. In fact, she only becomes hurt when she is betrayed or saddened by her friends, family or lovers. She has a strong desire to help others. She is skillful and is the best at the sport or talent she chooses. Unfortunately, girls like Madelyn attract a few players and a few stalkers.She forgives easy and is selective with who she loves. She refuses to love or say she loves unless she is certain it is real. She ends up with the most amazing man among her friends because she is selective when she chooses. She will go far in life because she has irresistible charm. In the end, everyone wants a Madelyn. Madelyn's are priceless and near perfect she is crazy and wild and she’s a head turner and is the main attraction to all the boys the girls wanna be her and the boys wanna date ghee so hold onto her because she is protective of her friends and sassy and loyal so when she walks in the room LOOK she amazing and beautiful and great at gymnastics she’s amazing and near perfect and priceless!
by :3 maddog :3 June 6, 2018
Get the Maddelyn mug.An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003
Get the Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) mug.A guy who plays Madden all the time and talks of nothing else. He has probably never seen a real football in his life, or doesn't have enough friends to play even a casual game outside. He will run out to buy the new Madden games the minute they release, and will always proclaim this year's game is totally better than last year's.
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Get the madden mug.1)meaning to be "uber fly" or outstandingly fucking awesome.
2)a one man gang who has the ability to defeat any bitch ass niggas who wanna fight.. that one man.
3)sex machine
2)a one man gang who has the ability to defeat any bitch ass niggas who wanna fight.. that one man.
3)sex machine
by Annette Schwarz April 7, 2008
Get the madelaine mug.A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
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