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miserable failure

1. According to yahoo: the 43rd president of the United States.
2. According to google in 2007: the 43rd president of the United States.
3. George W. Bush (not George H.W. Bush)
4. The most notorious Google Bomb
5. Variant of Epic Fail
Person A: That person over there is the most miserable failure.

Person B: Are you talking about the former president?
Person A: Yes, the 43rd
by yakitatefreak December 19, 2011
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mujersita

A well known Brooklyn chic who is extremely sexy.
1: You've got the "Mujersita" swag.
2: Brooklyn's bombshell.
by Mujersita November 15, 2006
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Birkenhead Mouser

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)
" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "
by John Gaskell September 17, 2005
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Misery Pimp

noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"
Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.
by artistasayoungman April 20, 2011
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MHSer

Guy/girl who thinks that they are superior to all others. Although in school and around parents they seem to be smart, athletic, and full of extracurricular activities... they have a wild side to them. When out with their friends they get extrememly drunk to the point of not being able to stand up, swear every other word, drink oceans of alcohol, are always horny, and on command have at least 2 booty calls. Some good qualities of an MHSer are... they all have extrememly high GPA's, they get into awesome colleges, they are amazing at sports, and they get ass 24/7. Also the girls of MHS are hott as hell. They wear abercrombie and fitch like it's their job as well as polo. They use the words postin, holla atcha boy, and blowin up WAY too much. They basically live in a rich town and party whenever possible.
You know shes an MHSer when she manages to look like a barbie doll even tho she drinks a bottle of soco and 12 beers every weekend.
by HitMeBabyOneMoreTime April 2, 2004
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Munergy

Cross between money and energy
If asked "do ya want to go out tonight" one could reply with "no I don't have the munergy"
by dlalrazor May 7, 2008
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Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.
That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
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