salt mining

A male euphemism for scratching one's genitalia.

"Why is your hand in your pants?"

"Dude, I'm going salt mining."

by th3mb0n3s March 6, 2010

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

Strip mining

The act of anal sex with a girl without a condom.

Although rugged and dangerous nothing compares to the raw feeling of strip mining a girl.

by Stealth penguin April 11, 2011

mixing marbles

mixing one's marbles: someone confusing people/things, unintential.

As opposed to losing marbles which can mean loosing grip of a situation or things, usually uttered in a frustrated manner, "I am losing my marbles".

You are mixing your marbles, you should have sent the package to me, not to Keith.

There is no mixing marbles.

by mixed_marble May 2, 2011

mining for gold

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.

Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.

by Wonton2 January 7, 2013

mirving

to mirve.
Verb: to repeat short exclamations to the point where they become catchphrases.

Noun: one who Mirves.

Mirving: You would!
Mirving: That's criminal!
Mirving: Why would you do that!?
Mirving: Poor form...
Mirving: Yeah you did!

by Atticus837 December 4, 2013

mirangel

Mirangel es una persona guapísima super modesta y ahorradora. Perfecta en todo su esplendor, nada patosa y muy precavida cuando se va de compras. Make ups fantásticos y muy poco borracha

Podrás ser más borracha que mirangel pero no más guapa

by tecontestoluegopesao September 13, 2017