Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

by MattyBigD December 13, 2018

Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”

I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”

by Bandst November 20, 2019

Meat Slinky :)

When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position

I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do

by Karmasutra69 May 15, 2020

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.

Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023

Good Meat

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite

"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"

by MARVIN STRAIGHTE September 1, 2013