A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023
Get the Mattressmug. by P mole December 9, 2013
Get the spunk mattressmug. “Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
by boringmattress December 18, 2024
Get the mattressmug. an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.
On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
Get the Mattress Firmmug. by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025
Get the put her through the mattressmug. also known as, laying down a booze mattress
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
Get the booze mattressmug. A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
Get the Mattress Holidaymug.