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A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin

A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.

To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..

Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that
Martin by ihatemodels December 10, 2024
You're being so Martin right now.
Martin by GreenNix April 22, 2025
A "Martin" is something annoying.
this guy wont hop off me hes so martin.
my mom called me martin after i asked her the same question multiple times.
Martin by gugir April 24, 2025
Who is the 44th president of the U.S? Oh right Martin!
jess is the better martin
"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."
Martin by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025
1). A shiny spherical object. 2). A human or animal that has a totally hairless head.
Eg. Look at that coot, it’s as bald as a Martin.
Martin by Ryanbr1 November 16, 2025