simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp

You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention

by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020

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Fap Magnet

a girl, porn or animal this so hot he/she attracts fapping

did you see lisa? she's such a Fap Magnet

by RyuuKage January 16, 2009

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Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.

Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"

by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011

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Magness

When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim

James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness

by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011

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