lying tit

1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.

2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back

"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"

"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"

"No worries, that's just your lying tits"

by sheenaleena February 06, 2010

ly big

when you don't wanna call something obnoxious

this tree is obnoxious. ly big,

by mtyuaduauduve3845 November 22, 2023

dry ass lying

Straight lying simple.

You straight dry ass lying on me.

by March 01, 2021

Imma lying piece of chicken

a great sex term

Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy
Person 2: Say it Again
Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy!!
Person 2: Say it again!
Person 1: IMMA A LYING PIECE CHICKEN DADDY!!!!!! OHHHHHHH!

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023

Lying by astrology

pretending like astrology is real.

Nigby: Erick sounds like such a creature.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.

by Big_RIG_Rigby October 19, 2022

Chris Ly

When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.

Anthony, you have said a lot of weird things lately.
You are starting to sound like Chris Ly!

by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018

not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

by jostytosty August 23, 2022