hurt locker

When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.

'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.

"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."

"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."

by CK12 August 30, 2013

Rain Locker

Rain Locker a woman's vagina.

I pounded her her rain locker for hours, afterwards my entire bed was soaked all the way through.

by NateBlank July 14, 2018

the hurt locker

the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.

and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh October 6, 2010

Chocolate Locker

An ice-box full of delicious chocolate treats. (i.e. eatmore chocolate bars, himalayan pink salt chocolate caramels, etc.)

Hey son, you should take a look! i put some treats in your chocolate locker.

by 1567854673 September 10, 2010

Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.

Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!

by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

meat locker

The location where the male genitals are kept, inside his pants.

She kicked him in the meat locker.

by Timmy-Emma January 14, 2008

Titty Locker

While motor-boating the tits the girl traps your head by squeezing them hard

So I hooked up with this one chick last night!!!! It was sooo good except when I passed out when she gave me a titty locker!

by fucking titties on my ass January 19, 2010