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Lithuanian Hump Hornet

A daring sex maneuver performed during missionary position where the top partner reaches around between their legs and inserts a finger (affectionately known as “the stinger”) into the bottom partner’s anus for an unexpected buzz of pleasure. Originating from playful bedroom experiments, it’s said to mimic the erratic flight of a hornet while delivering a sharp, thrilling surprise.
“Dude, last night I pulled off the Lithuanian Hump Hornet on my girl, and she went from zero to orbit in seconds!”
by creeza February 12, 2026
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lithuanian sorry guy

A Lithuanian guy who goes on the voice to sing his song sorry.
A random girl: OMG i am going to A justin bieber concert i hope he plays his song sorry!
An other girl: That is not his song though its actually by the lithuanian sorry guy.
by skibidi67 February 20, 2026
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Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.
“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”
by Cape68 February 28, 2026
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Getting Lithed

When someone is fired, dismissed, or expelled for speaking out against unfair practices or calling out nonsense in a situation or organization.
After calling out the management's questionable decisions, Jamie ended up getting lithed.
by DGVagabond November 25, 2024
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Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1
the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world
by tacklezzz January 25, 2025
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Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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