hottest couple ever made. will get married and have Germasian babies. They are so perfect for each other and will always be together. Dan loves Lisa more than Lisa could ever love Dan!!!
by dpd2587 December 24, 2008
Get the Lisa and Dan mug.a singer-songwriter from the mid nineties that emotional females liked, and guys were terrified of. she also wears black rimmed glasses a lot. and frequently talks about her ex boyfriends.
by naderrrr December 12, 2006
Get the lisa loeb mug.Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 5, 2007
Get the mona lisa mug.She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
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this dude just called Lisa Tiffany. Lisa’s extentions will somehow flick his face from metres away. that’s just how Lisa Voodoo works!!
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