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Lisa and Dan

hottest couple ever made. will get married and have Germasian babies. They are so perfect for each other and will always be together. Dan loves Lisa more than Lisa could ever love Dan!!!
Lisa and Dan are the hottest couple alive!
by dpd2587 December 24, 2008
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lisa loeb

a singer-songwriter from the mid nineties that emotional females liked, and guys were terrified of. she also wears black rimmed glasses a lot. and frequently talks about her ex boyfriends.
"hey you know that lisa loeb chick?"
"yeah...i broke up with her, and then ran far far away"
by naderrrr December 12, 2006
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mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.
Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 5, 2007
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Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
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freaky lisa

A girl who is willing to do anything that is sexually related
My girl is a freak dude, I gonna start calling her "freaky Lisa".
by Rihanna Barnett July 6, 2017
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lisa may

The worlds biggest slutt who gets a lot of cock in and around her mouth
“I fucked Lisa May so hard last nightperson A, “Same” person B
by Brooksy May 6, 2019
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lisa kudrow

Lisa Kudrow is an actress ,producer ,mother, wife and more.
she has participated in many project over the years that as friends ,the comeback mad about you, easy a ,Web therapy and more.
She is most known for her character and Friends Phoebe buffay.
She has won an Emmy for her role as Phoebe buffay in the category of best supporting actress in a comedy series in the year 1998.
Lisa Kudrow has also portrayed Josie Marcus in "scandal"
by Izzie stevens December 5, 2018
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